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They have a use for the other end, too, Blizz. They go dookie on their legs to cool off. We've got a bunch of feral felines here, too, but I don't call them targets, I call them Racoon deterrants.

Too bad the local skunk doesn't pay them any mind. Now THAT's a target! Stinky bastard keeps creepin' around my back door, can't wait to take out the garbage or go to smoke a cigarette and realize just how little tomato juice I have in my cupboard, lol.

Although, now that I think about it, there was the one morning I saw a cat tearing out of a hedgerow with a ground hog hot on her heels. I guess her eyes were too big for her guts, 'cause that hog had her movin'! When I laughed out loud she shot me a look (you know that cat stare down) So, bein' the whacko I am, I said "What? It's not my fault you're scared of an overgrown hamster. Pussy!"

So the cat looks at me a sec, then kinda hangs her head in shame and sulks away.

This is why I usually only function around noonish...Not only did I talk to the cat, I used a bad pun, and I didn't make sure no one was watching first, lol. Was funny, though.

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Uh...Which end, Cathy? I mean, either way, you may want to seek a vet...predators don't usually have the "Oh, SHIT!" reflex...

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